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Your name is
MELLAM INGOTH
and you are a green fighting cavetroll.

Your name is
KITKIN VIXIAN
and you are a rustblooded robo-armed foxy thief.

Your name is
GENEVA CNIDIE
and you are a spoilt seadweller with a poisonous bite.

Your name is
MARINETT LOATOK
and you are an indigo adult voodoo master who has returned from the dead.

Your name is
SYRENE ZAIHOU
and you are an incredibly powerful psionic yellowblood with barely any control over your powers.

Your name is
OCARIE SPEARS
and you are a blue-blooded teen pop idol sensation. Everyone has heard your name, though you're better known as a Diva!

Your name is
FINEAS COSKIT
and you are a brown-blooded farmtroll who compulsively builds coffins. You live in a farm with many other rustbloods, and work the land for your food.

Your name is
MARYANNE KEMERI
and you are an adult jadeblood living and working in the brooding caves. Your hobbies include torture and being fabulous.

Your name is
RENATA PHOCON
and you are a rather large tealblooded photographer with a gentle disposition.

Your name is
IKAIKA KILLIA
and you are a tough seadweller who doesn't take shit from no-one.

Each of you can be reached through the askbox of this blog, and are available for roleplay.

What will you do?

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simsgonewrong:

hotidiot:

simsgonewrong:

my sim was taking photobooth photos with another girl who DIED halfway through 

IM STILL LAUGHINH and this is my Favorite pattern to use on walls in the sims so whoever posted this I love you

I meant submitted this*

simsgonewrong:

hotidiot:

simsgonewrong:

my sim was taking photobooth photos with another girl who DIED halfway through 

IM STILL LAUGHINH and this is my Favorite pattern to use on walls in the sims so whoever posted this I love you

I meant submitted this*

lightsharpnesssong:

jenova-amaranth:

fullten:

dollycoquetry:

fullten:

A lot of dudes think women dress slutty for them, but honestly if men weren’t such fucking animals I would dress 300000% more slutty then I do now. You people ruin everything.  
I wanna wear this shit outside god damn it. 

Oh my god SO TRUE. I would constantly wear thigh highs and short skirts and underbust corsets because I look so fucking good. God forbid women like their OWN bodies, too.

For real !! like 90 % of my fucking wardrobe now is just for cam cause it’s too sexy to wear in public. Fucking bullshit.  I use to wear thigh highs with garters with shorts a lot but I got sooo many comments. Fucking… people. You literally just saw the tops of my thighs. But all the dudes are like ‘Why wear that if you don’t want attention???’ cause i look fine as hell and I don’t give a shit about some fucking random broke ass dudes on the corner. 

I can’t even express how much this describes my feelings. Bitch I wear my corsets and my fishnets and my heels the size you wish your dick was because they make me feel fucking fabulous, not because I want you to tell me how much you’d like to “smash” me.

Heels the size you wish your dick was.

lightsharpnesssong:

jenova-amaranth:

fullten:

dollycoquetry:

fullten:

A lot of dudes think women dress slutty for them, but honestly if men weren’t such fucking animals I would dress 300000% more slutty then I do now. You people ruin everything.  

I wanna wear this shit outside god damn it. 

Oh my god SO TRUE. I would constantly wear thigh highs and short skirts and underbust corsets because I look so fucking good. God forbid women like their OWN bodies, too.

For real !! like 90 % of my fucking wardrobe now is just for cam cause it’s too sexy to wear in public. Fucking bullshit.  I use to wear thigh highs with garters with shorts a lot but I got sooo many comments. Fucking… people. You literally just saw the tops of my thighs. But all the dudes are like ‘Why wear that if you don’t want attention???’ cause i look fine as hell and I don’t give a shit about some fucking random broke ass dudes on the corner. 

I can’t even express how much this describes my feelings. Bitch I wear my corsets and my fishnets and my heels the size you wish your dick was because they make me feel fucking fabulous, not because I want you to tell me how much you’d like to “smash” me.

Heels the size you wish your dick was.

mrfoob:

blinktube:

byle:

bappletree:

Hi, so you probably have just scrolled through pages and pages of girls with tans and cute shoes. But I bet you won’t reblog this picture of my sim, Rae, who has been trapped in a bathroom stall for 12 hours because this girl won’t move. She hasn’t eaten & is socially deprived to the point where she has been having tantrums. I admire her strength & bravery <3 Rebagel if u have a heart.
This won’t ruin your blog.

im laughing so hard omg

iT SAYS REBAGEL HOLD UP REBAGEL

REBAGEL

mrfoob:

blinktube:

byle:

bappletree:

Hi, so you probably have just scrolled through pages and pages of girls with tans and cute shoes. But I bet you won’t reblog this picture of my sim, Rae, who has been trapped in a bathroom stall for 12 hours because this girl won’t move. She hasn’t eaten & is socially deprived to the point where she has been having tantrums. I admire her strength & bravery <3 Rebagel if u have a heart.

This won’t ruin your blog.

im laughing so hard omg

iT SAYS REBAGEL HOLD UP REBAGEL

REBAGEL

pukind:

 ”Then the customer said, fix me a dead grub sandwvich… and make it FAST! Wvait, that wvasn’t it… And, uh. Hurry up wvith it!… no?”

 ”YOU A SAD MOTHERFUCKER WHAT CAN’T EVEN MAKE A DEAD GRUB LAUGHWORTHY. BETTER PUT YOU ALL UP AND OUTTA YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN MISERY.”

The last thing Dualscar ever did see :Y

Figures, he’d go out trying to make deadgrub jokes (get it, because ORPHANER. HAH. eugh).

HERE’S YOUR MAKARA YOU BUNCHA FANBIDDIES. Also the stitched together version: is here 

lizcasso:

missjraffe:

chloehenderson:

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

because none of you ever leave the house nor are you old enough to drink

^

http://ghostmetaphors.tumblr.com/post/92356495831/occamsphaser-okay-but-imagine-cecil-and-carlos

occamsphaser:

okay but imagine cecil and carlos deciding to get married and talking about if one of them wants to take the other’s last name or if they want to hyphenate or what

and cecil just is like “not that i don’t think every part of you is perfect but i think most people would agree…

Pros and Cons of Houses

avatardedpotterhead:

lbardugo:

sashaforthewin:

timelordparadise:

squirrelofwednesday:

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Con:

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Con:

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Con:

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HOW IS EVIL LAUGHTER A CON

Exactly, welcome to Slytherin

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Oh, tumblr, with your perfect timing.

How come going on tumblr makes you a ravenclaw what

zhinxy:

goatmusk:

i always feel inclined to reblog this because it is literally the best hair flip in the history of hair flips

This truly may be the greatest hair flip of all time. 

zhinxy:

goatmusk:

i always feel inclined to reblog this because it is literally the best hair flip in the history of hair flips

This truly may be the greatest hair flip of all time. 

(Source: dolaredola)